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31 May 2014 @ 6:53pm

It can’t get better than this one. La Décimaaaaaaaa!!!!!! -
Alonso on twitter

28 October 2013 @ 3:28pm

beeishappy:

Australian morning news programs, everyone.

via  yeezalicious  (originally  loveholic198)
2 July 2013 @ 6:15pm
I couldn’t give a shit who wins it. I’m going on holiday.
~

Zlatan when asked who will win Euro 2012 (via abia4life)

this guy. this mfing guy.

(via sashayed)

via  marcelovieira  (originally  illarras)
21 May 2013 @ 1:53am

reason #27 why i am no good in a crisis

the other weekend i was asked to call the police in the middle of an emergency and i took up the phone and was all “right, 911, got it” completely seriously

and the other person just loOKED AT ME

and i was like “oh fuck wait sorry that’s wrong”

*momentous pause before remembering the actual number*

and it really wasn’t the time to get this shit wrong and ohmygOD

too bad we’re not in america

30 April 2013 @ 11:58am

you are not going to BELIEVE what happened in the first five minutes of my first shift today

i was changing into my uniform in the bathroom and i forgot that i’d tucked my nametag inside my shirt so it wouldn’t get lost in my bag

i was running late and trying to be as fast as possible so i WHIPPED my shirt out of my bag and my nametag FLUNG across the room and straight into the toilet bowl

the toilet bowl of a gross public bathroom in a gross fast food chain restaurant where people commonly vomit and/or shit themselves frequently

H O W

W H Y

and theN I HAD TO FISH IT OUT WITH MY OWN HANDS and just scrub my hand and the nametag raw for like 5 minutes it was the wORST

perfect start to my new job i think

11 February 2013 @ 9:09pm

Salvador Dali taking his Anteater for a walk, Paris 1969.

via  foutbol  (originally  polmos)
2 February 2013 @ 3:10pm
13 January 2013 @ 7:01pm

omfG the other night i was eating and playing my DS at the same time and i stuck my stylus into my meringue because i thought i was holding my fork chrIST

28 December 2012 @ 2:42pm
3 October 2012 @ 3:23pm