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31 May 2014 @ 6:53pm

It can’t get better than this one. La Décimaaaaaaaa!!!!!! -
Alonso on twitter

28 October 2013 @ 3:28pm


Australian morning news programs, everyone.

via  yeezalicious  (originally  loveholic198)
2 July 2013 @ 6:15pm
I couldn’t give a shit who wins it. I’m going on holiday.

Zlatan when asked who will win Euro 2012 (via abia4life)

this guy. this mfing guy.

(via sashayed)

via  marcelovieira  (originally  illarras)
21 May 2013 @ 1:53am

reason #27 why i am no good in a crisis

the other weekend i was asked to call the police in the middle of an emergency and i took up the phone and was all “right, 911, got it” completely seriously

and the other person just loOKED AT ME

and i was like “oh fuck wait sorry that’s wrong”

*momentous pause before remembering the actual number*

and it really wasn’t the time to get this shit wrong and ohmygOD

too bad we’re not in america

30 April 2013 @ 11:58am

you are not going to BELIEVE what happened in the first five minutes of my first shift today

i was changing into my uniform in the bathroom and i forgot that i’d tucked my nametag inside my shirt so it wouldn’t get lost in my bag

i was running late and trying to be as fast as possible so i WHIPPED my shirt out of my bag and my nametag FLUNG across the room and straight into the toilet bowl

the toilet bowl of a gross public bathroom in a gross fast food chain restaurant where people commonly vomit and/or shit themselves frequently



and theN I HAD TO FISH IT OUT WITH MY OWN HANDS and just scrub my hand and the nametag raw for like 5 minutes it was the wORST

perfect start to my new job i think

11 February 2013 @ 9:09pm

Salvador Dali taking his Anteater for a walk, Paris 1969.

via  foutbol  (originally  polmos)
2 February 2013 @ 3:10pm
13 January 2013 @ 7:01pm

omfG the other night i was eating and playing my DS at the same time and i stuck my stylus into my meringue because i thought i was holding my fork chrIST

28 December 2012 @ 2:42pm
3 October 2012 @ 3:23pm