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20 September 2014 @ 11:48pm

Me masturbating to porn

  • Me: This is so hot.
  • Me: *orgasms*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: What is this filth
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via  yeezalicious  (originally  rastafarianmonk)
13 September 2014 @ 2:11pm
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via  marcelovieira  (originally  shuaitou)
8 September 2014 @ 7:59pm


i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

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via  marcelovieira  (originally  f0xface)
7 September 2014 @ 12:06pm
via  marcelovieira  (originally  cr7forbeastmode)
7 September 2014 @ 11:58am
9 August 2014 @ 12:14pm


Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

tagged   omg    adorbs  
via  jennaanne01  (originally  sarakobus)
8 August 2014 @ 1:10pm

Iker Casillas’ reactions throughout Real Madrid vs Malaga (in order)

  • Di Maria’s chance
  • Isco’s goal
  • Benzema’s chance
  • Ozil’s chance
  • Santa Cruz’s goal
  • Benzema’s second goal
2 August 2014 @ 3:40pm


ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

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via  shutupmerlin  (originally  meadowkitten)
2 August 2014 @ 12:51pm


We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

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via  jennaanne01  (originally  sarah-scales)
1 August 2014 @ 1:08pm


I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”