- Me: This is so hot.
- Me: *orgasms*
- Me: ...
- Me: What is this filth
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍
Iker Casillas’ reactions throughout Real Madrid vs Malaga (in order)
- Di Maria’s chance
- Isco’s goal
- Benzema’s chance
- Ozil’s chance
- Santa Cruz’s goal
- Benzema’s second goal
ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream
We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!
I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”