Quick Feet, Slowed Down | The New York Times Magazine (June 8, 2014 ed.)
[Cristiano Ronaldo] scored a penalty and the ensuing celebration saw him take his shirt off and flex his muscles, much to the amusement of his teammates—and much to the dismay of many others. It gave you who love to criticise and complain about him the perfect opportunity to do just that. That’s those of you who’ve never been carried away with the euphoria and emotion of a Champions League final win in your home country—when you’re not 100 percent fit, no less. A final you gave your all to get to, scoring 16 goals on the way to it.
Oh right, that’s pretty much all of you, then. Get back to me when you have done this and let me know how well you did in maintaining your composure.